Why Women Don’t Know What They Want to Eat

1. What do women want to eat? Surf and Turf, dude. I want to snack at the Cheesecake Factory and eat Sushi at a five star restaurant, and a 24k gold sundae for dinner. EVERY DAY! What the f**k do you think?! For this reason, ‘What do you want to eat’ is really a dumbass […]

The Unicorn Movement

Donning glittery horns and galloping through London’s streets, Shaft’s unicorns set about trying to create a free-love utopia. But as the unicorn revolution begins to clash with the realities of life and love, some of the “glampede” became disillusioned, and Shaft’s reasons for starting this whole thing came into question.